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I have already activated my account. Resend activation link. We and our trusted partners use technology such as cookies on our site to personalize content and ads, provide social media features, and analyze our traffic. You can read more about it and change your preferences here. Facebook Pinterest Twitter. Final score:. Anne 10 months ago that look on his face.
OOF 10 months ago The tail wrap! They are a couple now! Ladies and Gentlemen 10 months ago So cute! Anne 10 months ago the sparkle in their eyes! Beverly 10 months ago When, when will people stop using that awful word "bae"?? Night Owl 10 months ago edited What a coincidence, my bae is also a cat! Mother Mary Helen 10 months ago This is otterly ridiculous. Troux 10 months ago Awwww!
Anne 10 months ago This needs to be higher up! Best ever. Sloth 10 months ago This. Grace Rule 10 months ago I have been exposed. Anne 10 months ago This is me.. TigerDRena 10 months ago Or you know, the girl might just pick up the phone to give it to him and not to peek. Meow 10 months ago This happens not just when you're dating - when I was 6 my laugh started sounding like my best friend's laugh. Carmen Elena 10 months ago lmao!!! Ry Keener 10 months ago My life. PyroarRanger 10 months ago And understanding :.
Freya the Wanderer 10 months ago A couple of real lovebirds - oops, I think the one on the left is a cockatiel.
Freya the Wanderer 10 months ago Awwwwwwwwwwwww! Freya the Wanderer 10 months ago For the past few years my family has done "ungifting. OOF 10 months ago Ninja Kitty! Nini Meow 10 months ago Me after receiving the little surprises every now and then! Wings 10 months ago This breed is supposed to have giant eyes quite often??????? PyroarRanger 10 months ago I walk a lonely road Mother Mary Helen 10 months ago Ooooo this baby gets cuter every time I look.
Hans 10 months ago Please, please stop using "bae". Katie Jamberri Nails 10 months ago I'm always really happy and excited to come home to food! Mother Mary Helen 10 months ago I want a pair of those fabulous glasses. Lotta Roos 10 months ago 'murica, is that you? MeggersTheFox 10 months ago Could someone please explain what's wrong with the dog? Desiree Summer 10 months ago he looks like hes been waiting his whole life to say what hes about to say. W 4 months ago That would be a great relationship and if they split then hopefully they can still be friends.
Iris Engler 10 months ago Or in my case: should I call him or will he think I am controlling him or something. Wil Vanderheijden 10 months ago Like bad spelling? Murmur Plopslop 10 months ago this one is a cheesy pie :. De'leeze fka moon 10 months ago So cute! Karolina Wv. Julie Watson 5 months ago This one is hilarious XD. OOF 10 months ago She look strong. GB 10 months ago This comment is hidden. Frozengeckolover 6 months ago I don't think this caption fits the pic. Add New Image. It's pretty common to hear dudes complain about how hard it is to use Tinder when you have a dick.
As a woman, I'm not surprised at that since I swipe left on 95 percent of the profiles I encounter in the never-ending human carousel. But if you're wondering why your matches are sparse or why you've been ghosted on so frequently, you might be stumped as to what you're doing wrong. Tfw you're a woman and forget to check Tinder for like a day. We have options, and it's imperative you remember that. I get the Tinder struggle.
I've been using this wretched app for close to a year. Before I deleted the app recently, I had hundreds of matches, a Tinder Social gangbang , and blocked more phone numbers and Snapchat accounts than I care to count. Within the hours upon hours of time I spent swiping, I identified some common mistakes dudes make.
You can hate on me for being a succubus, but I'm here to help you as a woman who has used this app entirely too much. And to do that, I've put together a guide for men looking to improve their Tinder game. No one wants to take the time to try to guess which one is you.
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And especially if you are using a group shot as your main photo—which is way too common—you're inevitably going to get more swipes left. It's safer to just not. From the thousands of profiles I've swiped on, it seems some of you are scared to take selfies. Stop that. Take a selfie, give us a shot of your body, another photo or two of you, and maybe a meme for good measure. When it comes to bios, do less. Give us a couple brief points about yourself or write a sentence or two that shows you are creative, funny, or have some other desirable personality trait.
Height shouldn't be mandatory as many of you seem to think it is ; I personally would ask if I was so concerned.
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The profiles above are examples of things you maybe shouldn't put in a bio:. Animals are cute and pure and way better than humans. I tend to agree. Full disclosure: I've swiped right due to a cute cat or dog, and many women I know have done the same. It definitely can have an effect, depending on the lady. However, there's a right and wrong way to incorporate furry friends in our Tinder profiles.
In all the profiles above, we see some weaker ways to incorporate animals: laying out a bunch of dead birds on the ground like a physical manifestation of your toxic masculinity; a close-up selfie of you with a horse; you flailing a fish in a little girl's face.tornado.burnsforce.com/2002-bmw-325-manual-de-reparacin.php
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It's really obvious when you're trying to flex. I'm sure it's attractive to some women, but I'd wager that a number of them just think you're corny. Dude on the left: OK, you're a chef, we get it, nice steaks. Dude on the right: Your condo's living room is not even that impressive, and it's sad that you think this is something worthy of displaying on a Tinder profile.
Are we going to fuck on that IKEA coffee table, or what are you trying to say with this?
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